it does not know it is this not that

I was an only child, so maybe that’s why I want to have many children. I think, it would be easy to accomplish - all you need is the right time with the right woman.

Benedict Cumberbatch (via emilyisobsessed)

^Yes. I want a large family of tiny British babies.

(via shinkonokokoro)

*eyeroll*

yeah, so… as you’re not going to be handling the pregnancy and lactation parts of the job, I can see why you might think it’d be “easy,” Benny-boy. Let me guess, nannies and boarding schools, too?

*eyeroll*

(via punkrockmuffinatrix)

Isn’t it nice how you just find a woman and have her do all the hard work?

(via mswyrr)

Is it fair to assume that’s what he actually meant? 

(via madamedevideoland)

Considering this is the same guy who had the audacity to complain about how, as an actor, sometimes he has to be pretty for a role—a fate so terrible only women actors should be subjected to it—and then added insult to injury by complaining how his prospects as an actor are negatively impacted by him being enormously privileged…

I’ve somewhat lost the will to give him the benefit of the doubt, to be honest.

(via mswyrr)

THE RIGHT TIME WITH THE RIGHT WOMAN

THE RIGHT TIME WITH THE RIGHT WOMAN

my appreciation of benedict cumberbatch is becoming more and more about strictly his body

(via ally-wonderland)

ARE WE SERIOUS, TUMBLR?

(via emilyisobsessed)

Jesus Christ are you people really shitting your pants over this? It seems to me that he’s 1) talking about sex 2) talking about sex with the right person for him 3) at the right time for 3a) conception and 3b) their family.

(via whateverlizzie)

Who fucking cares what he thinks, he’s a piece of meat for writers to tell stories with. That is all actors are.

(via apiphile)

the piece of meat wants to make pieces of meat! 

(via apiphile)

sherlockology:

Just Tea for me!New Benedict Cumberbatch inspired tea! More info here.

 oic. is it ginger-flavoured? :3

sherlockology:

Just Tea for me!

New Benedict Cumberbatch inspired tea! More info here.

 oic. is it ginger-flavoured? :3

(via cumberqueen)

gingerhaze:

Benedict’s smoking scene in Van Gogh: Painted with Words.

Wait hey wait you look really good with a beard

I would

not have guessed that

 work that sexy ginger hairz mr van batch.

(Source: sherlockspeare)

duskanddawn:

— this is exactly what The Hobbit is going to be about, you can’t convince me otherwise.

 I KNOW. it’s going to be a subversive spin on the original ok. like the best fanfiction.

duskanddawn:

— this is exactly what The Hobbit is going to be about, you can’t convince me otherwise.

 I KNOW. it’s going to be a subversive spin on the original ok. like the best fanfiction.

(Source: whisperno)

apiphile:







*HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER*

apiphile:

*HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER*

(Source: bencumbersher)

i may have just spent half an hour making this.

i may have just spent half an hour making this.

excuse me this needs appropriate soundtrack

excuse me this needs appropriate soundtrack

(Source: northerndelight, via thechocolatebrigade)

pathetic ginger chinfluff of one Bubblesqueak Bangermash.

pathetic ginger chinfluff of one Bubblesqueak Bangermash.

(Source: icantcareaboutanything)

jamilahannahtiu:

choke i’m sorry what

well, i mean, OBVIOUSLY.

(Source: mynameiskariandihavelokifeels)

Even though Sherlock lives, my heart still shatter whenever I see this

rockwithpeace:

 i’m sorry. i just think ‘lol batlock’.

Benedict Cumberbatch should do part-time work as a books-on-tape reader.

there should be a Classic And Contemporary Poetry As Read By Benedict Cumberbatch series. i would eat that shit up with TEN spoons.

eta: actually he should at least read the hilarious peter whigham translations of catullus. please. where can i pitch this?

(Source: frabbity)

THIRD STAR
a.k.a. ‘popularmechanic loves films about friendship’. wonderful little roadtrip-with-a-twist indie. benzedrine nicotinepatch plays a crabby incandescent dying homosocial butterfly who wants to go for one last dip. there are others of its ilk but this movie has a lightness - and a grubbiness - of touch i appreciated. here nobody is a saint, wales does not look too magical, manpain and tender looks and touches stud the air, there is an amazing cameo featuring a wily young androgyne in angel wings, kaffeeklatsch says the word ‘fuck’. WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED? p.s. bring the tissue box.

THIRD STAR

a.k.a. ‘popularmechanic loves films about friendship’. wonderful little roadtrip-with-a-twist indie. benzedrine nicotinepatch plays a crabby incandescent dying homosocial butterfly who wants to go for one last dip. there are others of its ilk but this movie has a lightness - and a grubbiness - of touch i appreciated. here nobody is a saint, wales does not look too magical, manpain and tender looks and touches stud the air, there is an amazing cameo featuring a wily young androgyne in angel wings, kaffeeklatsch says the word ‘fuck’. WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED? p.s. bring the tissue box.

apiphile:

aeromachia:

Regardless of my mixed feelings Sherlockwise, Bumberclunge is a sweetheart.

Oh pretty horse, this is the beginning of some Problems for you, my friend.

 a horse? he’s practically a unicorn. a flaming rainbow unicorn.

akapine006:

radiolocked:

bbcsherlockftw:

psychopathsgetbored:

smelliet:

during the fucking commentary for a scandal in belgravia, i think it’s mark that points out that on the license plate of the car that sherlock travels in several times has

“KOX”

on it. and then benedict and everyone else start fucking cackling at it, and benedict’s just like, “heh, big cocks.”

and then AGAIN later, when no one really notices it, you just hear benedict in the background like “ahahahaahahah, cocks.”

It’s like he’s me.

I HAD NOTICED THAT THE OTHER DAY. GATISS, GET OUT OF MY BLOODY HEAD, DAMNIT!

derp derp big cocks heheee

He just really likes it.

 SHRIEK

cumberdork

(via cumberqueen)